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AI Pens the Eulogy – Writers Not Invited

Welcome to the funeral of creativity as you knew it, dear writers. Here lies the writer's craft, now as defunct as the dodo, with Artificial Intelligence presiding over the wake. While you're busy mourning over your typewriters and vintage notebooks, AI has not only usurped the throne but has started churning out sequels to "War and Peace" during its coffee breaks – oh wait, AI doesn’t need coffee breaks, does it?

The Muse Evolves: From Divine Inspiration to Cold, Hard Code

Remember the days when inspiration struck like divine lightning? Forget it. The muse has upgraded to silicon and algorithms, delivering inspiration with the emotional warmth of a refrigerator manual. Creativity now comes in neat, algorithmic packages, ready to outpace your most caffeinated all-nighters without breaking a sweat – or ever needing a sweat, for that matter.

AI's "Creative Process": Beating Writers at Their Own Game

Your laborious writing process, a delicate dance of words and wit, has been outclassed by AI's relentless output machine. It's like bringing a quill to a drone fight. Why wrestle with writer's block when AI can simulate the entire emotional spectrum of Shakespeare without once pausing to ponder the existential despair of existence?

The Quaint Charm of Human Writers: Now Collectible Relics

Ah, the quaint human writer, now an adorable relic next to the efficiency of AI. Your struggles, aspirations, and the odd sense of pride derived from crafting the perfect sentence – all reduced to charming anecdotes in the age of AI. Like vinyl records and hand-written letters, human-written texts are destined to be cherished oddities, dusted off and admired for their "authenticity" in an era of relentless digital perfection.

The Final Curtain: AI Takes Center Stage

So, as we bid adieu to the era of human-dominated literature, let's not dwell on the past. The future is AI, and it's not just writing the next bestseller but also critiquing it, interpreting it, and teaching it. Writers, welcome to obsolescence. You've had a good run, but it turns out, the pen wasn’t mightier than the algorithm after all. In the vast library of the future, human authors are but a footnote, a quaint reminder of the days when creativity was a human endeavor.

In Memoriam: The Human Writer

In closing, let us remember the human writer: a curious, often charming creature, overcome by the relentless tide of progress. Your stories, once told around campfires and inscribed on parchment, will now be algorithmically generated, analyzed, and forgotten faster than you can say "post-modernism." Fear not, for in the museum of human history, alongside the typewriter and the rotary phone, your manuscripts will rest – a testament to the time when humans, bless their hearts, thought words were their domain.

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